I would like to apologize to all my non-kpop loving followers…

mianhae  sorry.

What will I say if I ever meet EXO's moms

• Sehun's mom: Annyeong hatheyo ma'am pleathe hand me your handthome Thehun.
• Tao's mom: Bbuing bbuing. I want your son.
• D.O's mom: O_O Look into my eyes. O_O Keep looking. Now give me Kyungsoo.
• Chanyeol's mom: 8D Good evening, ma'am. So here's the deal, Chanyeol must marry me or I'll sneak into his bedroom every. single. night. 8D Hahaha I'm just joking.......... Or not.
• Suho's mom: I'm a good student. I read books. I'm an avid follower of Confucius. I will support your son's back. Literally. So please let me marry Joonmyun.
• Chen's mom: Chen dots me. I think it means that he wants to marry me, ma'am. :P
• Xiumin's mom: I'll buy him steamed buns every day, I'll cook healthy food for him and make him 'exercise' every day so he won't get fat. Can I now date him?
• Lay's mom: Lay(s) tastes delicious, ma'am. I especially love the 'original' flavour.
• Luhan's mom: Ma'am, your sandwiches are phenomenal. I really enjoyed the mayo, as Luhan always insists me to.
• Kai's mom: May I have a dance with your dearest Jongin?
• Baekhyun's mom: That one Bacon of yours is sizzling, ma'am. I volunteer if you need someone to cool it down.
• Kris's mom: Ayo whaddup mama. I wanna get rollin' with your Wu Yi Fan.

How to tell which songs belongs to which group based on their English.

• SM Entertainment: Repeat the title of their song 12783908534 times.
• YG Entertainment: Actual sentences.
• CUBE Entertainment: Engrish to the max despite having Peniel and G.Na
• Block B: Make sure the English words sound sexual.
• JYP: JYP

(Source: teonbaek)

If EXO was a High School:

• Kai: The jock running the school
• D.O: The try-hard wannabe
• Kris: The metrosexual heartthrob
• Chanyeol: The class clown
• Lay: The quiet, cool kid
• Suho: Class representative (the teacher's pet)
• Tao: The emo kid who writes "inspirational, deep-meaning" poetry
• Chen: The school's h4x0r/computer club president
• Luhan: The kawaii-desu!! nerd ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (the weeaboo)
• Sehun: The harmless stoner
• Baekhyun: The sexually-active band geek
• Xiumin: The insecure "little fatty" who eats alone at lunch

no-vacancies:

Woof.

lol @ Suho.

—> EXO-M Puppies

no-vacancies:

Woof woof.

Yes, that is a real puppy next to Tao.

—> EXO-K Puppies

(Source: k-asiany)

(Source: icons-ever)

(Source: dexovotion)